And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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