when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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