I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My bed smells like the plague
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