I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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