Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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