Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My vagina is officially offended.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
