Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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