Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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