As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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