Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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