My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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