Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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