I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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