All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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