We won't sleep together?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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