Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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