I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I need a beard to bite.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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