I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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