i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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