I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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