she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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