Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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