Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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