I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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