So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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