apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The best revenge is premature balding
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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