I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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