Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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