summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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