i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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