i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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