doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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