yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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