3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
