Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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