I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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