I feel like abortions should bother me more
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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