why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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