OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
