So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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