i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
foreskin is a definite game changer
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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