dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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