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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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