Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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