we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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