Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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