And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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