I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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