someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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