He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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