he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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