it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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