Welp...herpes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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