I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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